+460 It's crazy to think that in the existence of the English language, some sentences have never been said before, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That black man is an upstanding citizen. There's a new sentence.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I knew this was going to get loved, but also downvoted...so I went anon!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I don't want Anthony's babies."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't understand why thinking of such a thing is crazy. The idea of there being sentences that haven't been formulated yet is crazy, but thinking up that idea? That isn't crazy at all!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Excuse me kind sir, can you please smear Mermaid Juice on to my Raspberry Plastic Tickle Bear?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Trust me. That's been said before hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, that italian family at the next table sure is quiet

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Family Guy, right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Anonymous):yeah

by Anonymous 12 years ago

wasnt that american dad?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My ice cream butterfly basket orgasmed over melting sharks on Anthony's failed litter box. I just made history!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The time has come for lollipop fairies everywhere to stand up and fight against the Fuzzy pistachio hooligans.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Twilight is great literature, that will be studied at PhD level by future generations. Now that's DEFINITELY never been said before.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That mime won't shut up!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The post a few down the page about turtle sperm is a fine example.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i'm getting fed up with this orgasm!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Rule 34 has an exception.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ice Ice Baby is so much brighter than Under Pressure

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Madlibs: closing that gap since whenever there were first madlibs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Kristen Stewart would be perfect for Hermionie!

by Anonymous 12 years ago