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Also about fall asleep and counting sheep+489Counting sheep is actually a great way to fall asleep. After you've walked all the way to a farm at night, counted all of the farmer's sheep, and ran back home while he chased you with his shotgun, you feel like you're exchausted enough to sleep for days. Amirite?
Also about fall asleep+40You would rather your leg fall asleep than hit your funny bone, amirite?
Also by budgerigar42+3The older and weaker you get, the more you believe in those tabloids, amirite?
Also about fall asleep+557In the Sims, the people fall asleep instantly, but in real life you can only wish you could fall sleep that fast, amirite?
Also by budgerigar42+259It would be funny to have two Santa Clauses meet each other at the mall and have a fight, and to see all the little kids' reactions, amirite?
Also by budgerigar42+6You know you're a nerd if you read all your textbooks in one day, amirite?
Also about fall asleep and counting sheep+251Counting sheep won't help you fall asleep, amirite?
Also about fall asleep+93You wish all DVDs had silent menu screens for those times you just want to fall asleep watching TV, and not be awakened by repetitive dialogue or music when the movie or show is over, amirite?