+204 Sorry everyone, I am singlehandly the cause of the earthquake. I dropped a few dumbbells on my last set, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's nice of you to take the blame but to be honest I caused the earthquake when I dropped my pants to pee and my dick dropped to the floor

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you went to planet fitness they'd set off the alarm bro

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually I'm pretty sure it was me. We just celebrated my birthday up here and things got pretty crazy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago