+563 Let's make fake tan orange people an official race so we can discriminate against them properly, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you mean new jersians?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why yes I do

by Anonymous 12 years ago

More like that-one-corner-in-New-Jersey-that-is-the-only-corner-in-NJ-ever-talked-about-EVAR-ians >.>

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i concur, that just has a certain "ring" to it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They're called oompa-loompas

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You beat me to it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

how about "The Snookis" or "The Jersey Shorians"? :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm getting a spray tan (really light, not orange like Snooki) in October before I go to Hawaii because I will have to wear a buttload of sunscreen (I burn easily, curse my Irish heritage), so I probably won't get a very good real tan, but I don't want to be pale in a place like Hawaii. ^cool story, bro ^Hooray for run-on sentences!

by Anonymous 12 years ago