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Let's make fake tan orange people an official race so we can discriminate against them properly, amirite?

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you mean new jersians?

@name you mean new jersians?

More like that-one-corner-in-New-Jersey-that-is-the-only-corner-in-NJ-ever-talked-about-EVAR-ians >.>

how about "The Snookis" or "The Jersey Shorians"? :P

I'm getting a spray tan (really light, not orange like Snooki) in October before I go to Hawaii because I will have to wear a buttload of sunscreen (I burn easily, curse my Irish heritage), so I probably won't get a very good real tan, but I don't want to be pale in a place like Hawaii.

cool story, bro
Hooray for run-on sentences!

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