+200 "I regret to inform you, but the first American Hurricane Irene death has occured. A 22 year-old from Virginia got caught in a rip current while surfing the 30+ ft waves." Well, there goes the cure for cancer, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

???

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What person would go out surfing in such a horrible hurricane? Clearly not a very smart one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

surfers would

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But wtf does that have to do with cancer

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I seriously don't get this. Is this a sick joke or is it just not funny?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't realize sarcasm was esoteric.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

-whispers- I don't know what that means.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's esoteric?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

esoteric: concerning or applying to a certain group of people

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks companion cube guy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, she shouldn't have been out in the hurricane, but it's still not very funny...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Have you ever heard of the "Darwin Awards"?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, but I get the natural selection reference there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Awesome books. Well worth the read.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My English teacher in grade 9 used to read them to us.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't get it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Surfing with 30 ft waves with a hurricane is something that only a stupid as shit person would do, and it'd take a very smart one to cure cancer. The end is sarcastic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hmmm, thanks, but I still don't get it. This was a terrible joke, if it even was one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well obviously you'll think it's a terrible joke if you don't get it... if you do it may not be rofl worthy but it brings a good chuckle. I liked it, OP! Even if no one else does.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I get what your trying to say, but it makes no sense regardless

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's 'cause you're black.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You don't know me, who I am or what I am&thats why that statement is wrong. I love how you don't have the guts to put your username so you reply anonymous. Im done with this conversation, it seems to be turning a bad rode.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Someone is suffering from a very serious case of E.S.S.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

empty sella syndrome?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Extremely Subtle Sarcasm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

eating sexy squirrels

by Anonymous 12 years ago

NOT until we've had dinner, missy! Maintenant, finis-toi ta purée de pomme de terre!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Potato puree?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

STOP TRYING TO GUESS FRENCH!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not guessing... smirk

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like mashed potatoes!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This reminds of the dude kite surfing during Katrina.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The amount of people who didn't get this baffles me. Is it really that hard to understand?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like a BOSS

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post is really disgusting to me. I get the joke and agree that the surfer made an obviously stupid decision. But does that make it ok to laugh about his death? I mean, people are actually favoriting this post and this guy just died a couple hours ago. Try and imagine how his family feels.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To hell with the cure for cancer. If she was 22 and a surfer, she was probably smoking hot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You don't watch surfing, do you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, but if I search female surfers on google images, they are all hot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was a guy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago