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"I regret to inform you, but the first American Hurricane Irene death has occured. A 22 year-old from Virginia got caught in a rip current while surfing the 30+ ft waves." Well, there goes the cure for cancer, amirite?

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The amount of people who didn't get this baffles me. Is it really that hard to understand?

Axolotls avatar Axolotl No Way +20Reply

Have you ever heard of the "Darwin Awards"?

Wunderscores avatar Wunderscore Yeah You Are +19Reply
@Wunderscore Have you ever heard of the "Darwin Awards"?

No, but I get the natural selection reference there.

ctiscoolers avatar ctiscooler Yeah You Are +10Reply
@Wunderscore Have you ever heard of the "Darwin Awards"?

My English teacher in grade 9 used to read them to us.

???

@John_Gunn ???

I seriously don't get this. Is this a sick joke or is it just not funny?

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"lost the cure for cancer"?

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Ohhhhh..... Haha lol I get it now

@ctiscooler I didn't realize sarcasm was esoteric.

-whispers- I don't know what that means.

@John_Gunn What's esoteric?

esoteric: concerning or applying to a certain group of people

ASWCCs avatar ASWCC Yeah You Are +5Reply
@John_Gunn I seriously don't get this. Is this a sick joke or is it just not funny?

Yeah, she shouldn't have been out in the hurricane, but it's still not very funny...

Like a BOSS

Pookies avatar Pookie No Way +8Reply

This reminds of the dude kite surfing during Katrina.

I don't get it

@angiesmiles00 I don't get it

Surfing with 30 ft waves with a hurricane is something that only a stupid as shit person would do, and it'd take a very smart one to cure cancer. The end is sarcastic.

kodabear911s avatar kodabear911 Yeah You Are +5Reply
@angiesmiles00 Hmmm, thanks, but I still don't get it. This was a terrible joke, if it even was one.

Well obviously you'll think it's a terrible joke if you don't get it... if you do it may not be rofl worthy but it brings a good chuckle. I liked it, OP! Even if no one else does.

kodabear911s avatar kodabear911 Yeah You Are +11Reply
@It's 'cause you're black.

You don't know me, who I am or what I am&thats why that statement is wrong. I love how you don't have the guts to put your username so you reply anonymous. Im done with this conversation, it seems to be turning a bad rode.

This post is really disgusting to me. I get the joke and agree that the surfer made an obviously stupid decision. But does that make it ok to laugh about his death? I mean, people are actually favoriting this post and this guy just died a couple hours ago. Try and imagine how his family feels.

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To hell with the cure for cancer. If she was 22 and a surfer, she was probably smoking hot.

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