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Also by Pergenstein+238It would be really strange if regular people had keen observational skills such as people in books and TV (Sherlock Holmes, Nancy Drew). For example, "You have very many pimples on your face at the age of 30, dirt under your fingernails, and slightly greasy hair; so I can tell that you are very stressed over the fact that your shower is broken", amirite?
Also by Pergenstein+29There are some commercials that you will always remember (or at least until you get Alzheimer's) such as, The Sham Wow commercial, the Free Credit Report.com commercials, the Billy Mayes commercials, etc. amirite?
Also about feet and eyes closed+158Isnt it weird that you can sleep walk up and down stairs or go in the kitchen and open the fridge totally unconscious. But if you tried to walk ten feet with your eyes closed youd trip over a shoe and break your neck. Amirite?
Also about feet, trouble, pocket, eyes closed, car keys, and snooze button+546Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time…, amirite?
Also about snooze button+510It's weird to wonder how many times you have escaped death without knowing it. Like, if you decided to NOT hit the snooze button today, and left your house 5 minutes early, and got run over by a bus. Or, you decided to go to a gas station for coffee and were shot by a robber. It's crazy to think about, amirite?
Also about feet, trouble, pocket, eyes closed, car keys, and snooze button+547Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time... amirite?