I always keep a handful of metal soda tops in my pocket. I like them. They're calming. People think that's weird.
Ofc you don't strangle puppies, that's hardly stress relieving, they die too fast.
I usually put them in a bag and kick them.
Definitely. Strangling puppies is sick!
I immediately thought of the band Sick Puppies... is that bad?
Nah, it's all good.
I immediately thought about that girl throwing those puppies into a river...
But it's okay to find joy in strangling kittens, right?