+183 Unfortunate cookies would be entertaining, they only say bad things, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Misfortune cookies....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Vat19

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"Work hard, be strong, and soon you will be crushed by your massive student loan debts."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"what does your cookie say?" "you'll die alone due to rabies contracted from one of your thirty cats"

by Anonymous 11 years ago