It would be pretty awkward if you asked your mom why did she get married with your dad and she would tell you that it's because he has a big dick, amirite?

+191 It would be pretty awkward if you asked your mom why did she get married with your dad and she would tell you that it's because he has a big dick, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hey, whatever she wants. If she prioritizes that way, she's no one to blame. I think this is actually a great way to get a birds-and-the-bees talk going on, especially if she's that open with you, but couldn't find the proper time to initiate it. The fact that she shared this with you means that a deeper relationship can be formed. Plus, it only signifies that your parents have a great relationship with each other and will grow old happily. nah i'm kidding she's a fukin SLUT-FACED HOE LOL

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yes... yes this would be awkward. Unless you're a guy, then you probably know by your size that his size is proportionally that much bigger, so you already knew that. But it'd still be awkward to hear your mom say it

by Anonymous 11 years ago