It's a bird! It's a plane!
"Dude... Why would you think it's a bird... It's fucking massive and is making a super loud propeller noise."
"I'm sorry I just thought-"
"Dude just shut up you're such an idio- WAIT SHIT IT'S A PLANE!"
Propeller? They were jet planes.
That is terrible... but hilarious.
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can't milk a cow for ten years.
My friend's mom died in 9/11..I will never find these jokes funny.
I wonder how many offensive reports this got.
That's just plane wrong.
"Q: What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!"
Or it's really stupid.
It'll be too soon for another the next 30-40 years/:
It hasn't been long enough
It's been 11 bloody years—literally, after the USA went and killed hundreds of thousands.
Broseph, like 3000 people died in 9/11. Sure, that's absolutely terrible, but a lot worse things have happened, not to mention that it's been 11 years.
No shit. I don't make fun of those events either.
I regret nothing.
When is not too soon? 100 years after the fact?