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It's a bird! It's a plane!
"Dude... Why would you think it's a bird... It's fucking massive and is making a super loud propeller noise."
"I'm sorry I just thought-"
"Dude just shut up you're such an idio- WAIT SHIT IT'S A PLANE!"

EpicFlameSwords avatar EpicFlameSword Yeah You Are +12Reply

That is terrible... but hilarious.

Tim5os avatar Tim5o Yeah You Are +9Reply

What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can't milk a cow for ten years.

My friend's mom died in 9/11..I will never find these jokes funny.

Anonymous +7Reply

I wonder how many offensive reports this got.

That's just plane wrong.

@Whacka http://slay.me/joke-of-the-day/funny-911-jokes :<

"Q: What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!"
Or it's really stupid.

Ram27s avatar Ram27 Yeah You Are 0Reply

It'll be too soon for another the next 30-40 years/:

It hasn't been long enough

Anonymous 0Reply
@foreveralone Fuck you.

It's been 11 bloody years—literally, after the USA went and killed hundreds of thousands.

Anonymous +8Reply
@foreveralone Fuck you.

Broseph, like 3000 people died in 9/11. Sure, that's absolutely terrible, but a lot worse things have happened, not to mention that it's been 11 years.

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I regret nothing.


When is not too soon? 100 years after the fact?

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