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If cockroaches can supposedly survive a nuclear bomb, then what the fuck is in Raid? amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Two nuclear bombs?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Misery and depression. Upon being sprayed, the cockroaches actually stab themselves with tiny knives.
by Anonymous12 years ago
poison...
by Anonymous12 years ago
It must contain some sort of Chuck Norris byproduct..
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's his piss.
by Anonymous12 years ago
anti-joke chicken: poison kills the cockroachs by shutting down their body in a number of ways. Radiation kills by causing cells to become damaged and fail to replicate properly. Cockroaches have very slow cell division rates meaning they aren't as affected.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Man, that sort of killed the joke for me now. But hey, you learn something new each day
by Anonymous12 years ago
Raid. That's what Timmy Turner should have wished for.
by Anonymous12 years ago
DO NOT SWALLOW!
by Anonymous12 years ago
I read that cockroaches actually can't survive a nuclear bomb or war....
by Anonymous12 years ago
Nothing can survive the initial blast, but cockroaches and most other small insects can survive the fallout from a nuke and start re-inhabiting the area almost immediately.
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is from Philosoraptor!
by Anonymous12 years ago
If humans can supposedly survive Raid, then what the fuck is in a nuclear bomb? amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
They can survive high doses of radiation, not an actual bomb.
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