+452 The ability to read peoples minds wouldn't really be as great as you expect it. It would mostly consist of hearing catchy songs and what people want to eat. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I could read minds, I'd ask people questions like "have you ever shat your pants?" or "when was the last time you masturbated?" so when they answered with a lie, I could call them out on it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cool story bro.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you could walk in on a sketchy sex scene.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

there's WAY more than that happening in my mind! hehe

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't even know if I am thinking about anything half of the time..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well it would be awkward if they are thinking about you. People think about more than food and music.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well that's why I said mostly, but yes I agree that would be really awkward.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whenever I imagine being able to read minds, i imagine it as being able to find out whatever I want, not just learning what the person is thinking about.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Every once in a while, when I'm thinking of something embarrassingly stupid, I get really paranoid that there are mind readers around. But then I immediately think "Stop being stupid, obviously no one can read minds". Then I imagine mind readers in the room chuckling and thinking "Ha, she's so stupid. Just listen to her try to convince herself we don't exist! She'll never know . . . ". So I end up internally screaming "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" a few times, just in case.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I imagine myself going up to the teacther during a test, reading them a problem I don't get, then hearing the answr in their head

by Anonymous 12 years ago

7+4, 7+4, WHAT THE FUCK IS 7+4?!?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago