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The ability to read peoples minds wouldn't really be as great as you expect it. It would mostly consist of hearing catchy songs and what people want to eat. amirite?

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Every once in a while, when I'm thinking of something embarrassingly stupid, I get really paranoid that there are mind readers around. But then I immediately think "Stop being stupid, obviously no one can read minds". Then I imagine mind readers in the room chuckling and thinking "Ha, she's so stupid. Just listen to her try to convince herself we don't exist! She'll never know . . . ". So I end up internally screaming "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" a few times, just in case.

AwkwardMoments1s avatar AwkwardMoments1 Yeah You Are +29Reply

If I could read minds, I'd ask people questions like "have you ever shat your pants?" or "when was the last time you masturbated?" so when they answered with a lie, I could call them out on it.

I don't even know if I am thinking about anything half of the time..

Anonymous +24Reply

Or you could walk in on a sketchy sex scene.

Whenever I imagine being able to read minds, i imagine it as being able to find out whatever I want, not just learning what the person is thinking about.

Axolotls avatar Axolotl No Way +12Reply

there's WAY more than that happening in my mind! hehe

Anonymous +9Reply

Well it would be awkward if they are thinking about you. People think about more than food and music.

@stepdom Well it would be awkward if they are thinking about you. People think about more than food and music.

Well that's why I said mostly, but yes I agree that would be really awkward.

I imagine myself going up to the teacther during a test, reading them a problem I don't get, then hearing the answr in their head

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7+4, 7+4, WHAT THE FUCK IS 7+4?!?!

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