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Also by FlyingGuineaPig+18It's so awkward when you're in the shower and the doorbell rings. You have no way of knowing who it is and have to guess at whether or not it's important enough for you to show up at the door dripping wet and wrapped in a towel, amirite?
Also about dream+335You're better off having an seemingly unachievable dream than having no dream at all, amirite?
Also about dream+354When you jolt awake at the exact moment your dream ends, you wonder if you woke up because it was the end of the dream, or if the dream ended because you woke up. amirite?
Also about bathrooms-85Protestors with no permits go and camp out all night next to Gracie Mansion. Use bushes as bathrooms in midst of pandemic. Complain said bushes are sometimes behind locked doors. Now demand public bathrooms be provided. Go home and use your own bathroom, amirite?
Also about dream+442It would be cool if you could pick a genre of dream to have or certain things you wanted incorporated into the dream: "How about an action dream involving the overthrow of a government and a Bengal tiger?" or "I want a romantic drama on an Alaskan cruise with that hot kid from my English class.", amirite?
Also about dream+235We must be psychic. I mean how else could an entire dream build up to, and be about, an unexpected, random outside noise that only happens at the end of said dream, amirite?
Also about dream+319You've had that moment where you wake up after a really vivid dream thinking......wait....that was a dream right?..hold on what did i do yesterday.....no way i did that... amirite?
Also by FlyingGuineaPig+32Lunesta. As you can see from our commercials, our competitors pills won't give you a full night of sleep, but OUR pill will cause you to sleep soundly while a large glowing moth lands on your hand or pillow. amirite?
Also about dream+79All of us had experienced being in a beautiful dream but we always wake up before we actually see how the dream ends. So we try with all our might to sleep again, hoping to relive the dream, knowing that it is only asleep can we recapture the magic...but always, we really could not. Amirite?
Also about dream+353When you have a weird dream involving someone you don't know very well, and then you see them the next day, you can't help but think about what they did in the dream. Sometimes it's funny, but other times it's just awkward. amirite?
Also by FlyingGuineaPig+20It would really suck to have some sort of butt injury. When you have any other injury you rest that body part, but how do you rest your butt? You'd have to alternate between standing around and lying on your stomach all day, amirite?