+145 Writing "homecoming?" on your dick is a totally acceptable way to ask your fuck buddy to a dance, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think a tattoo would be a smarter option. That way, instead of her potentially dying from the toxins in the marker, you can have more fun by ripping her jaw off and mutilating every last one of her limbs. But if you're talking about a guy that's OK too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fucking retard, everybody knows markers aren't potentially fatal.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The fuck are you talking about? Doesn't everybody purchase their writing utensils from shady people in alleys?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YOU FUCKING STUPID SON OF A BITCH. I KNOW A GUY WHO CAN BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH HIS FUCKING APPENDIX. I MEAN, WE DON'T EVEN NEED A FUCKING APPENDIX AND HE BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH IT. THATS HOW UNIMPORTANT AND WEAK YOU ARE, GETTING THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF YOU WITH A NON-VITAL ORGAN

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fuck you, Necorphilliac. I take it up the ass from horses on a daily basis, so I'm fairly positive I'll be able to bite the dick off your appendix-wielding friend.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://myfacewhen.com/80/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://myfacewhen.com/i/493.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are dead to me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good, no you can have sex with my decomposing body.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Eww

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FUCK YOU.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you have a fuck buddy while in high school then.... y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was just gonna say if you are young enough to be going to high school dances, you probably shouldn't have "fuck buddies". Unless colleges have homecoming dances.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm in highschool and I've have a fuck buddy... he's my boyfriend of 9 months now. 16/17/18 really isn't all that immature/innocent/whatever to be having casual sex. Age really doesn't have anything to do with it, it's the individuals sense of morality and being able to handle all the stress and things that come from seperating sex and emotions like jealousy. And suddenly being college isn't going to change that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I* In*. Sorry, had to.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I re read what I said, and I can't find what you're correcting xD I be so smartz at teh english.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I've have" and "suddenly being college". It's perfectly alright that you can't be smartz at teh english!

by Anonymous 12 years ago