The next time the hostess asks you "Would you like a table?", you should respond "No, not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.", amirite?

+414 The next time the hostess asks you "Would you like a table?", you should respond "No, not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmzGaSQYznA

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Waitresses don't ask you "do you want a table"...they ask you "do you want a table or booth"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What kinda high class fancy smancy fine dining establishment do you go to? All my waitress asks is if I want fries with that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

they ask "would you like a table" because some ppl like to get take-out or sit at the bar.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's this little thing we have on amirite called "making a joke".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yes and i've heard this joke one too many times, so at this point i began to think it might actually be a serious issue.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've never been asked if I want a table... I genuinely don't understand this joke, no matter how many times I hear it. You guys must go to some weird-ass restaurants.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Stolen from here? http://www.newlikes.com/funnylikes/23012/Would-You-Like-a-Table-

by Anonymous 12 years ago