Also about totally+35Yeah sure, girl from Clearasil commercial, that one barely noticeable zit on your cheek is totally considered acne! And yeah, as soon as you get rid of it, the most popular guy in school will totally ask you out! Amirite?
Also about abortion+43It would be cool if posts could get reviews like movies do. Something like "In this dark humour post by the critically acclaimed poster, StealthApple, we are challenged about what type of humour is acceptable. It stars the ever popular, Jokes, and the always controversial, Abortion. Critics were generally positive with Brettward95 stating 'This is honestly the greatest abortion post that ever existed.' Definitely not one to read around your parents though.", amirite?
Also by Simon+359Irony – Christians who are prejudiced against Middle Eastern people, despite the fact that Jesus was from the Middle East, amirite?
Also about abortion-22Supporters of abortion shouldn't call themselves "pro-choice", since abortion basically deprives another human being of ALL of their rights and choices, amirite?
Also about totally and abortion0Save sex until marriage. If you really love the person, you can wait. And if you say "well you gotta test drive a car before you buy it!" having sex before marriage is more like damaging your car before buying it. And it would totally eliminate the chance of getting pregnant so heyy lookey there! You don't need to get an abortion or STDs. If you get pregnant from sex before marriage, you should... amirite?
Also about totally and abortion+14Even if you agree with something, some arguments in support of it are just ridiculous. For example, a pro-choice argument that claims that if abortion is murder than ejaculation/periods must be murder too. There are some really good pro-choice arguments, but since an unfertilized eggs/sperm that hasn't met the egg yet is totally different from a fetus, this one doesn't cut it. amirite?
Also by Simon+42So, I recently donated a large sum of money to my son’s school, and then, by sheer coincidence, he went from failing to top of his class, amirite?