+181 Nobody ever seems to finish their limericks about Nantucket, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There was a man from Nantucket who decide...aww fuck it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"There once was a man from Cass Whose balls were made out of brass. In stormy weather He'd clack them together And lightning shot out of his ass." It's not about Nantucket, but I've always wanted to use that one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket but his daughter named Nan ran off with a man. And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There once was a man from Nantucket he found a bucket and began to fuck it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's... Disturbing...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just like me :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago