+386 It must have been awkward for Adam to try and compliment Eve. "Oh hey there. Nice...leaf." amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So uh...come here often?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because when complimenting a woman, the first thing a man would look for is her vagina.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

She couldv'e been them on her breast. It still isn't helping much but at least it is farther north and thus closer to the face.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I assumed because "leaf" is singular that Adam's eyes were drawn to the leaf solely occupying the lower tier. Tu comprends?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I see where the problem lies.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. Over the vagina.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hypothetically she could've found a bigger leaf that covered her breast but there are thousands of what ifs

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Eve is typically depicted as having one leaf over each nipple, as that is the only obsene part of the breast.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

true

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought it was her long hair that covered her breasts?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And what would happen if Eve decided to dye or cut her hair? You know how women are...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your kidding right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...Yes? Hahaha... wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What leaf? hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Babe, there is no one else like you...?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*leaf falls off* "Oh HEY THERE"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would give my ribs for you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So did Adam have a cylindrical-shaped leaf?

by Anonymous 12 years ago