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sure you don't like guns now, but what is the first thing you will be looking for if the zombie apocalypse happens. amirite?

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cricket bat fo sho

@nosferatu cricket bat fo sho

I think I'll just stick with my AR-15 and Cold Steel Brooklyn Smasher

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you also have to get close to the zombies, you should always have a melee weapon but using it should be avoided if possible. but in the case of having to use one I've got a Cold Steel Brooklyn Smasher just waiting for it's first taste of zombie brains.

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And you need to let the zombies near you.

AtheisticMystics avatar AtheisticMystic Yeah You Are -1Reply

I first interpreted this post as a joke...now I think OP is for real o.O

A true warrior can fight effectively with his hands and strategic thinking. And hands don't run out of ammo.

The only time you need guns is when you're so incompetent, all you know how to do is to pull a trigger.

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@A true warrior can fight effectively with his hands and strategic thinking. And hands don't run out of ammo. The...

but a smart warrior uses the tools that give him the advantage, a strategic thinking warrior would take the path that allows him to most effectively win his battle. there is no effective way to fight a horde of shambling corpses hand to hand, to attempt to do so shows that you are no warrior but just a fool. any person with hand to hand combat training will tell you that you can't fight a swarm of people all attempting to grab you. don't speak of what a true warrior would do if you do not know what they would do. besides a zombie apocalypse has nothing to do with being a true warrior, it's about survival.

or when your smart enough to know your own physical limitations as a human. I will pull a trigger and be alive, you will charge a crowd of zombies bare handed and die.

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@TheCatalyst but a smart warrior uses the tools that give him the advantage, a strategic thinking warrior would take the path...

"I will pull a trigger and be alive,"
Whooa, so you fire one bullet, and every Zombie around you dies?

Well, I knew Conservatives had trouble counting but this?...

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That's funny, too bad you can't make one yourself.

Anonymous? Right because you aren't anonymous either right? I mean, your username just screams out your real name, address and email, right?

You conservatives are getting more dumb these days.

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This turned into a flame war >.>

Emperorerrors avatar Emperorerror Yeah You Are 0Reply

I would use "accio military weapons."

Baseball bat, or a dragon pole.

Yea but to use a gun you need a brain. Conservatives therefor won't be able to defend themselves either.

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