It's so stupid that women run marathons while pregnant; the women may run so fast the baby wants to scream "Get me the hell out your womb bitch!!! You probably aren't even my real mom, cuz Maury said you weren't!" It's so messed up, amirite?
Awesome :D I wanna be a standup comic when I'm an adult :) I learned standup routines from the best standup comics: Chelsea Handler, Aisha Tyler, Roseanne, and George Lopez :)
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First part yes, second part no.
I laugh out louded about the Maury bit.
Awesome :D I wanna be a standup comic when I'm an adult :) I learned standup routines from the best standup comics: Chelsea Handler, Aisha Tyler, Roseanne, and George Lopez :)