That's why I go in my backyard.
Your backyard has dirt. Dinosaurs used to walk on dirt. I rest my case.
I shall never poo again.
Just don't keep pet sharks in your toilet. Problem solved.
Where's the fun in that?
The ability to poop in your toilet
Someone must listen to In the Eyes of a Mistress
This seems like something that would be on the homepage a year ago.
Sharks live in water.
There is water in my toilet.
Therefore, there are sharks in my toilet.
That is an invalid syllogism.