Your toes are quite ugly, really. Even though they obviously play a function by helping you keep balance, they’re dirty, hairy little wankers. The big toes look like deformed thumbs (and thumbs themselves look like deformed fingers), the three middle toes are unremarkable in every...

+214 Your toes are quite ugly, really. Even though they obviously play a function by helping you keep balance, they’re dirty, hairy little wankers. The big toes look like deformed thumbs (and thumbs themselves look like deformed fingers), the three middle toes are unremarkable in every way, and your little toe is really worth getting amputated, as the nail is near impossible to trim, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh wow, out of all the posts I made today, the stupidest one gets home paged.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was depressed by the time I got to the end. Pessimistic much?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I actually just made this for the sake of making a post - I just though I'd make a post about toes and just try to sound smart by using long sentences.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Am I the only person that read this in my head with a British wildlife documentary voice?

by Anonymous 12 years ago