+276 When our generation grows up well have the crappiest stories to tell compared to our parents stories. " back in my day, I surfed the internet and watched funny videos on YouTube", amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You know, son, I once stayed on the internet for an entire four day weekend. I must have jerked off 30 times. A couple of times I started to leave, but I kept on getting into these really intense religious debates on reddit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what is it with you and porn?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Best invention since prostitution

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You know how older people still listen to music they grew up with. Well one day your gonna see a bunch of 80 year olds bumpin songs by Eminem and Snoop.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think our parents just don't tell us about the stupid things. My friend's dad told us that they sold pet rocks, and it was a trend among teenagers in their time. He was not kidding.

by Anonymous 11 years ago