+234 Some compliments are said with all sincerity but just end up sounding stalker-esque, for example: Your armpits are really smooth, I want to lick them, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's because it's weird to want to lick something just because it's smooth.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ive had someone tell me that they want to rip my eyes out and rip their own eyes out and put ny eyes in their sockets. All because my eyes are blue

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've said that to people. Then brandished a spoon. Was that wrong?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahahaha it only depends what you do with the spoon.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, having blue eyes really sucks because people always want to do terrible things with them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Really? Armpit? Not a neck, or a wrist, or a thigh...no, an armpit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i have a friend who has a phobia of armpits

by Anonymous 12 years ago