What's this from?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nothing, that I'm aware of. I was reading an old journal of mine and I had this written in the margin. It's probably a concept that has been explored by many sources though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well I've heard this word-for-word before... So...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well feel free to tell me where. I googled the phrase and searched it on amirite before posting.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i feel like this is from demetri martin.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel like you are correct!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not saying no one has ever said this before. If you read my first comment, you would understand that. I only said that to my knowledge it has not been said by any specific person.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"When someone asks you the question 'Are you ticklish' it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, cause they're going to touch you. If someone asks if you're ticklish and you don't want to be touched you should something like 'I have diarrhea, now don't touch me cause you'll make it come out...and yes I'm very ticklish'." It is apparently DM, but I don't really mind, because this was the first time I've heard it and it's a very clever joke, so thank you for sharing it with me :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's definitely Demetri. I'm a big fan of his.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I see the similarity between Demetri Martin's statement and mine. I never denied that it existed. For the third time, I said multiple sources have probably come up with this idea. However, Vaxed claimed to have heard this word-for-word before and I am still waiting on proof of that charge.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/28329-saturday-6-pack-193.html That's the only one I've found that wasn't DM

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR YOU FOR JUST POSTING THIS STINKIN (ha play on stinkin) POST!

by Anonymous 12 years ago