+332 Whenever your horse playing around, and you accidentally hurt someone and they start screaming, you're just like "shutup shutup shutup", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whenever I rape someone, and they start screaming, I'm just like "shut up shut up shut up!".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You mean you don't carry around duct tape? That's what I do, in both cases... wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh the problems of being the eldest child

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Trot on the neigh sayers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was playing Slaps with my friend during a fire drill and hit a little two hard and she yelled and our teachers were like "Get back in line."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cool story

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I did not expect the ending. You had me on the edge of my seat the whole story.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Don't cry! Don't cry! Hey remember that time when *insert funny story here*?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't have a horse

by Anonymous 12 years ago