+176 its not a beer gut, its a protective covering for my rock-hard abs, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I prefer: "It's not a beer belly. It's a gas tank for a sex machine." :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, I like this one too ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

never heard that one before, but i love it!! <33

by Anonymous 13 years ago