You sir, are a comedian
I posted something like this a few weeks ago, but you worded it better than me.
it actually said something and it didnt go through... but thanks :)
Don't be so modest. We know you're magical now. There's no stopping it.
OMFG YOU STOLE THIS POST FROM <a href="about:blank" target="_blank">about:blank</a>
Am I the only who opened that link and felt really stupid?
I was about to, but then I was like, "heyyyyy, wait a minute.."
I opened it knowing what it was then started to wait for it to load...
no because i did it too... :)
I opened it
I like the part with the white space.
I disagree. If the hydrogen doesn't make it through the grate, then world peace is completely irrelevant to anything mentioned.
Well, yes, but if the hydrogen DOES make it through the grate, then the following instance that would be sure to happen would negate the affects of such an occurence.
The possibility of it missing the grate entirely still negates the post's validity.
If Honduras would give up guardianship of the grate and instead gave guardianship to Amsterdam, this wouldn't even be a problem.
Now that's just silly.
Then what would you suggest they do? Keep tossing hydrogen at the grate in the hopes that it passes through?
There is no way to get the hydrogen into the grate. We have to keep letting the Earth melt until there is no more life in the galaxy. This post is just idealistic wishful thinking, and the universe has to come to an end eventually.
But there is a way! Haven't you heard of the secret of Mt. Kiloghurma?
It's ok, only a select few are allowed to know.
...Then for all intents and purposes this post is incorrect.
Apparently you haven't heard of the secret of Mt. Kiloghurma either.
I have and I had to spend 3 days in a mental institute because I almost lost all of my sanity at what I saw on that mountain that day
I know man, it's scary stuff! But we gotta stick together as the entrusted few and enlighten others of this!
I shall try but we still need to find the rest of the trusted people be fore you know who finds out this secret
gasp Voldemort is in on this now? Quick, somebody hand me a baby!!
Yes did they not tell you that......shit now I have to kill you
Aahh! Noooooooo!!! dies slow, gurgly death
Wait NOOO I forgot I was suppose to tell you when you came back from the bathroom and tell you that nobody else is a loud to know
slowly gets up I.... I'm alive? You saved my life! That is what they said would happen!!
Ohhh my gosh you are the chosen one gets down on one knee and bows head spare me for my mistake and smite any enemies we have
Please, take this Turnip of Mt. Kiloghurma as a token of appreciation for your sacrifice to save me. It will protect you as long as you are faithful to the Trusted Ones.
Thank you sir. we should go and try to gather all the other trusted ones now that we have found the chosen one
*Ma'am.... Perhaps you are not one of us, as I previously thought. Oh no! What if the trusted ones have been compromised??
My bad I was blinded (for brief time ofcourse) when you came back to life and I wasn't thinking but if the trusted ones have been compromised then we HAVE to kill so they don't give out any more information
[whispering] Go along with it! Go along with it!
it's a conspiracy!
Isn't that the list of people that want to go out with me? How'd it get on the Internet?
I tried that once. It took forever to get my genitals out of the pasta strainer.
I think I've seen this on another website before...
Finally, a truly original post! Profound.
Socks don't work like that...
I hate when I have a thought and then later there's a homepaged post with somebody else saying the same thing! Why didn't I post this when I first thought of it!?!?!?!?
this should go on mywhiteproblems
That exactly what I wanted to say to this person next to me on the bus when we saw a streaker run by at a red light!
cool story bro.
I've been thinking this all day.
The only thing better than this post, is the comments.
Spelling it "gey" doesn't make it less offensive.
Whoever voted No Way on this just doesn't have a sense of humor.
Is it safe to assume I'm not the only one who thought this was some sort of error?
*starts religious flame war
The sad part is, if this post had said something, it wouldn't be this popular.
I don't really think it's sad... I think it's funny. We're slightly mocking a mess up by creating some really bizarre suggestions for what it could be.
Yes, but still, it implies that the absence of thought is superior to thought itself, leaving us to further question what our species has become.
Naw man, Bilbo is totally better than Frodo!
You read my mind.
i never thought that this post would be so popular... see what a small computer problem can do? lol im glad you all have a sense of humor :)
inb4 time macne
But the real question is, will it blend?
I hate when girls do that with their vagina too.
Lol, I did that at school today :D
I see the light!! Thank you!! You've changed my life forever<33
Well yes, but you're forgetting to take into account the fact that many of the slaves fled the south in response to Lord Dunmore's Proclamation.
Smilesfortakeout is a douche pickle, amirite?
I told you I was right about Michele Bachmann.
Seriously dude? That kind of crosses the line.
OMG OTHER GRLS R SUCK SLUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </3 </3
What the FUCK?! How the fuck did this post make the homepage? Who homepages this sort of offensive shit?! Remove it, now.
its mother loves it :(
Ummm, let's take you off the crack for awhile, Towelboy.
... that would have been funny 2 weeks ago. but good try
I felt sort of bad but this made me laugh.
I dOn'T gEt It!!!!111 :''''( wAh!1!
Everything in life makes sense now!
i think it's better for everyone if that stayed a mystery
I was looking through my favourites and came across this one.
It really confused me.
Oh my fucking god. How could you say that? YOU sir, are a pig.
im 12 nd wut is this
no there is no way that happened to orlando bloom's butt crack!!
You sir, are a gentlemen and a scholar.
Needs more white...and rite