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Since the creation of the internet, the Earth's rotation has been fueled primarily by the collective turning of English teachers in their graves, amirite?

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LOLOLdis is so funy im guna repost it on fb and twitr folo me guise

GryndStones avatar GryndStone Yeah You Are +42Reply
@GryndStone LOLOLdis is so funy im guna repost it on fb and twitr folo me guise

Nah guize follow meh! @humpinbunnys69 lol

I'm serious.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +19Reply

Someone should start up an energy company to which English teachers can donate their bodies when they die. They'll be hooked up to giant turbines and their spinning will power hundreds of schools. The living teachers will, of course, need to find some way to gloss over the issue while discussing electricity lest they traumatize their students, but hey. No system is perfect.

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +36Reply

Inb4 bad gramer an spellin

troll smilie

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +33Reply
@SkylarOctavious Inb4 bad gramer an spellin

Using the trollface in a troll comment is kind of like tagging your joke post in "Jokes."

And photographers.

If there is ever a day that Favvkes doesn't comment on POTD, I'll think she died... ono smilie

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@1593481

That's still dying...

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are -2Reply
@Clementines That's still dying...

It's all about details my orange friend. She wasn't here because she died form getting killed.

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Rass avatar Ras Yeah You Are -3Reply

Here's an idea.
1. Put a wind turbine on a vehicle.
2. Drive.
3. Let the breeze from driving power your vehicle.
4. Connect the wind turbine to all the physics teachers spinning in their grave from my stupid invention.
I just solved the energy crisis!

eldoritos avatar eldorito Yeah You Are +7Reply
@eldorito Here's an idea. 1. Put a wind turbine on a vehicle. 2. Drive. 3. Let the breeze from driving power your vehicle. 4...

I think you mean
1. Put a wind turbine on a vehicle.
2. Drive.
3. Let the breeze from driving power your vehicle.
4. Connect the wind turbine to all the physics teachers spinning in their grave from my stupid invention.
5. ????
6. PROFIT.

runnerdudes avatar runnerdude Yeah You Are +8Reply
@runnerdude I think you mean 1. Put a wind turbine on a vehicle. 2. Drive. 3. Let the breeze from driving power your...

OR...
1) Never go driving
2) Gonna save energy and gas
3) Give to the needy
4) You will feel better about yourself
5) Up goes the economy!

....

Read the first word of each statement troll smilie

what made it turn before the internets? wary smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +6Reply
@Favvkes what made it turn before the internets?

Cats. Thought you would know this. Smh what's wrong with you. :P

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GryndStones avatar GryndStone Yeah You Are +8Reply
@GryndStone *spun
  • waz spanned
SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +35Reply
@SkylarOctavious waz spanned

I broke my own inb4 ono smilie wtf

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +32Reply

wut r u takin aboutt

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@1593699

Thank you Jesus. (:

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@1517455

I believe he's referring to how awful the grammar and spelling is on the internet.

Sturminators avatar Sturminator Yeah You Are +29Reply
@1517455

You made a fantastic example y smilie. Capital 'C' at th beginning of the sentence, capital 'I, comma after idiot, period at the end of the sentence. We need a grammar nazi symbol like we have the troll face.

Jardens avatar Jarden Yeah You Are +21Reply
@1517455

Pingu!!!

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