I can't only have a one night stand in a hotel room, especially not with my mom. She puts stuff up in there I didn't even know she had. It really takes so long to get it like she wants it. Thats why we get two.
Well I just asked a detective and he said that according to the SDC (Secret Detective Code), that means that you had a one-night stand in a room with two night-stands.
If the stranger needs somewhere to put their shit, tell them to TAKE THEIR CRAPS IN THE TOILET LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE!!
Does it really get that intense that you have to shit on the one night-stand instead of taking five steps to the bathroom?
And doesn't that big steamy pile of shit next to you really kill the mood?
I can't only have a one night stand in a hotel room, especially not with my mom. She puts stuff up in there I didn't even know she had. It really takes so long to get it like she wants it. Thats why we get two.
thatswhatshesaidthatswhatshesaidthatswhatshesaidthatswhatshesaid. ok I'm good now :P
I don't need two because I'll be by myself. (I'm single ladies
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Bull. Stop cheating on your hand.
She knows what she got into.
Really it should be phrased, 'she knows what she got onto'
Did she?
I swear. If you ask her, she'll say that's a lie, but that's just how she kids.
I'm I the only one concerned that HIS hand is a she?
three night-stands are overkill.
you can never have too many of these babies
http://ctrlv.in/52626
or these babies
http://ctrlv.in/52629
That baby is sooooo asian
Really? I thought it was only semi-moderately Asian.
I agree. It's picture was in Slightly Asian Magazine.
That baby is so fucking adorable!
A baby having sex is just wrong, you freak.
I'll have to report this "Adorable" character to Chris Hansen.
I think that's simultaneously the most awesome and pointless feature I've ever seen in a nightstand. Thanks for sharing, as always.
Uh, don't you have like a hundred POTDs at this point? lol
POTD
inb4 futer reference... or am I in after the futer reference?
Tey r frum the futer, tey came in there time macne
So that means God is real.
SUCK IT, ATHEISTS!
I know right! That's supposed to be your job!
You have that!
http://ctrlv.in/52656
http://ctrlv.in/52665
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!
Aha
Anyone else. Anyone but Mike Tomlin. Why?!
What if you have a one-night stand in a room with two night stands?
Well I just asked a detective and he said that according to the SDC (Secret Detective Code), that means that you had a one-night stand in a room with two night-stands.
We heard you the first time
woah, wait, what's the word play?
Two night-stands seems excessive unless both of them are quite small.
Thanks for pointing that out, the first one didn't show up so I retyped it.
Well, if you're fucking a stranger in a hotel room, it's nice if they also had a night-stand on their side to put their shit on.
If the stranger needs somewhere to put their shit, tell them to TAKE THEIR CRAPS IN THE TOILET LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE!!
Does it really get that intense that you have to shit on the one night-stand instead of taking five steps to the bathroom?
And doesn't that big steamy pile of shit next to you really kill the mood?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
OHEMGEE THIS IS FUNNY!!!
GOOD JOB JIMMI. :D
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