+20 When you were a kid, you wanted to grow up so you could use knives, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And swallow pills!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At the time I couldn't think of any other ways to try and kill my mother.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That wasn't the only reason I wanted to grow up, but yes. It also didn't when I found out that only adults can purchase replica and "battle-ready" swords.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I was a kid I was glad I was a kid because knives looked scary.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haahaha, my mom had a knife in my hand peeling potatoes and cutting veggies by the time I was like 6

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm a little concerned.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I was little, I looked forward to blood gushing out of my vagina. I waited, and I waited. Then I settled with using a knife, and that is when I became a woman.

by Anonymous 12 years ago