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When you were a kid, you wanted to grow up so you could use knives, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
And swallow pills!
by Anonymous12 years ago
At the time I couldn't think of any other ways to try and kill my mother.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That wasn't the only reason I wanted to grow up, but yes.
It also didn't when I found out that only adults can purchase replica and "battle-ready" swords.
by Anonymous12 years ago
When I was a kid I was glad I was a kid because knives looked scary.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Haahaha, my mom had a knife in my hand peeling potatoes and cutting veggies by the time I was like 6
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm a little concerned.
by Anonymous12 years ago
When I was little, I looked forward to blood gushing out of my vagina. I waited, and I waited. Then I settled with using a knife, and that is when I became a woman.
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