Once walked into a stall and found the words "I love you" written on the wall in what appeared to be blood. Promptly walked back out to find a different stall.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Everything is creepy when written in blood. Even nursery rhymes. Even hymns

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Especially nursery rhymes and hymns.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You know its bad when you enter a stall only to immediately exit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One of my schoolmates has given new meaning to the term explosive diarrhea. There was a star shape, made of crap from the toilet bowl, up the sides of the wall, and a little on the ceiling. I swear.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was the women's toilet. It was nearest to me and it was a late hour, so I thought I would be quick and that nobody would notice. I walked into the first cubicle and saw specks of what I can only assume was period blood - everywhere. I stepped out and went into the second. This person must have been squatting to avoid thrush - I can only assume - and, in doing so, they missed the bowl and released the contents of their bowel onto the toilet seat itself. I promptly left and found somewhere else to empty my bladder.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You may as well have pissed on the floor at that rate, it wouldn't have even made a difference in the filth level of that bathroom. I am so so sorry. That is horrifying.

by Anonymous 12 years ago