+1,263 Whatever you do in life, always give 100%... unless you're donating blood, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well you didn't say anything about rape, sooooooo.....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Of course it didn't. You definitely should put all of your effort into that!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then you give 110%.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can't give other people's blood! Silly! yum

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well you could, though it's not entirely legal. And I'm not sure they'll take it. *Man walks in covered in blood stains carrying severed head* Man: "So who do I give this blood to? Do I just leave it on the table?" Doctor: "..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed. I didn't even see the severed head section, I apologize."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

110% is the most idiotic thing you can say. It's impossible to give more than 100%.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Says the dog with religious beliefs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not quite sure how that's even remotely relevant to my comment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You said it was impossible to give more than %100 and I said it is impossible for a dog to hav religious beliefs. Looking back on it, I really did stretch it there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Impossible to give more than 100% you say? Tell that to Prime Minister Putin, bro!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Exactly......I guess people can take it seriously if they want to.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How can that end badly? You're just giving it your all..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A person without blood is like Spongebob without water... He pretty much shrivels up and gets eaten by a bunch of seagulls. I would say that that is a bad ending.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd rather be eaten by seagulls than have my blood and end up being steamed alive like Vladimir Ladyzhensky. I'd say that's a worse ending, just me though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Contradictingcomments.com

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...may or may not have tried seeing if that was a website. Well done good sir, you have won.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey nurse you've filled quite a few bags there, and I'm starting to feel faint. Maybe we should st....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nobody brought up my song in years!!! Thank you!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Being a 100% donor would take away your boner... just sayin'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

wary Would you believe me if I told I was too lightheaded to spell it right? And I had a boner, the nurse was fuckin hot!! y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Doner? Is that like a donor with a hard-on?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Something to do with a sperm bank?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think donating blood is one of the best times to give 100%... Especially when I don't like you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This reminds me of a joke. A man finds a bottle on the beach and opens it, releasing a genie who offers him three wishes, but with one catch. Every time he wishes for something every lawyer in the world will receive twice as much. The man thinks this over for a few moments, then smiles and nods. For his first wish he wishes for a vast fortune, and every lawyer immediately has a fortune twice as fast. Then he wishes for a beautiful car, and every lawyer immediately has two. "You have one wish left," the genie tells him. The man grins. "You know, I've always wanted to donate blood."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That sounds terrible. Lawyers provide a much needed service to society.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That sounds terrible. You don't seem to have heard of jokes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have not. Mind explaining what they are?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Funny giggly things with a license to be inappropriate. For further reference go look in a mirror. (<<<See that? That's a joke.)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm sorry. I don't understand. Could you please explain in another way?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Alright," says the genie, "but I'm not sure how to measure TWO bloods. Usually people donate blood a pint at a time. Is that what you meant?" The man looks perplexed by himself, and he responds disappointedly, "I guess so..." After the man's wish comes true, lawyers around the world are all accredited for their united effort to supply blood to those in need. Cures for diseases which were previously believed to be incurable are vaccinated, and the man who met the genie later goes home to his miserable, genie-less life. The end.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or trimming your toenails.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

in b4 "or _____" troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or _. Wait...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I try not to feed the trolls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't really think you can inb4 something that already happened...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't think you can inb4 things that will not happen. I mean, I guess you COULD, but what would be the point? hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not again! With your infamous "troll face," too!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At least she's keeping it down with the cat pics. Respect for that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

NO! Now you're interested her into starting again, hopefully she's gone blind and can't read this. Yet I have no ideas how cats can relate to this post without getting extremely vulgar or abusive.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm sorry I had to do this, but: http://ctrlv.in/51407

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then someone always proves me wrong, and then we spiral off topic onto babies eating crackers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/51440

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Calm yourself, I don't think her posting troll emoticons and cat pictures has any effect on your life... http://ctrlv.in/51526

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't know Amirite needed its own bodyguard. I think she can speak up for herself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know that, but last time, people kept ganging up on her. I think that if multiple people are allowed to dish on her for no good reason, then other people can stick up for her.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's not necessarily LIFE-ENDANGERING. That's probably painful, and you wouldn't gots no mo toes, but you'll live.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not if you bleed to death. See how it relates?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't see how a person might bleed to death from removing a toe nail.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You could lose some of that blood stuff if you rip off the skin thing that connects to your toenail thing to your foot thing... ten times. Didn't you ever go to Biology class?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I must not have gone to the right biology class.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You should NEVER give 100% in anything you do because then

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then what?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Do yourself a favour and make this a post before someone else does.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How was this POTD?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, you see, when a user and a post love each other, the user sticks his pointer into the Suggest For POTD button. Then the almighty Anthony delivers a POTD for everyone in the world to enjoy. Some are successful, some aren't. That's the beauty of it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://files.sharenator.com/ancient_aliens_guy_RE_Cool_Story_Bro-s553x484-241806.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Technically, you should have said "How **is** this POTD?" because it's still POTD. Actually, you shouldn't have said anything at all because I can guarantee you that 0% of the amiriters give a shit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I bet 100% of amiriters don't give any shits!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well apparently you do if you spent time commenting on this

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Also, always think positive, unless your getting tested for HIV...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you switch around the letters of this, you get: hveeWart you do ni efli lwsaay giev 001 lneuss oyrue tnionadg bodol imeirat Now we need to find someone who speaks alien to decode this...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Author of this post will probably be able to decode that for you http://amirite.net/145949

by Anonymous 12 years ago

before i even clicked that link i knew what it was

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Same. It's a classic

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I decoded it! It says..."Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you're donating blood, amirite?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What would happen if you donated 100% of your sperm?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then you would be the luckiest mother fucker in the world.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fuckin' bitches with no worries

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It means no worries for the rest of your days It's our problem-free philosophy Hakuna Matata!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So that song is aboot the admonishment of contraceptives? Those Disney Imagineers need to get out more.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Imagineer that! dhat

by Anonymous 12 years ago

STI's

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You'd be on Maury 12 months later

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe if you donate sperm to a camel! ...WHICH IS ILLEGAL IN MOST COUNTRIES!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Doesn't stop some people

by Anonymous 12 years ago

same goes for money. wouldn't want to give out all of my money!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would wanna give out all of your money.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...i'm watching you... 8|

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Russians give it 140%.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In Russia, blood give you!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In Soviet Russia* troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(giantlhat)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Two can play at this game! l Just kidding, only one can play at this game.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Solitaire?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hearts.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://myfacewhen.com/165/ How did you do that?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You must have an amirite gold account to use this emoticon. (giantlhat)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Success! Your reply revealed it to me! (gianthat)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How do you get a gold account?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Crap! I meant (giantlhat)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are all three of you the same anon?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am not the one that asked about the gold account.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is a dumb POTD.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yoohs DUM!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

While I do agree with you, there is no use commenting about it. Just deal with it and move on.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No use commenting about it? THIS IS A COMMENT SECTION. And it's meant for opinions.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My opinion is that commenting about it is useless. I didn't say you couldn't do it. I just said there was no use for it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

this post is stupid. how did it even become POTD?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://youtu.be/RSf9aEETnvE

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This joke is so old. It was funny maybe the first 10 times I heard it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, too bad over a thousand people disagree with you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So? Am i not allowed to say what I think of the POTD anymore without someone acting like a dick about it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can say whatever you'd like. BUT I'd appreciate it if you were kinder next time, Mr. SoberlikeKesha.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your first reply was a pretty dickish response to a standard comment. feel justified in what I said. And it's Ms. Soberlikekesha to you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are lacking observational skills Miss. My good friend scloud22 said the first comment. I made this post.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So? Am i not allowed to say what I think of your post without you acting like a dick about it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes. And only because copying somebody else is neither funny or cute.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WRONG! The correct word you're looking for is 'adorable'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shit makes me pass out even when I'm only giving like 1%

by Anonymous 12 years ago