I used to work at an outdoor plant store. Everyone there was always polite and pleasant. Probably because only happy people go out to buy flowers.
Your one free kill could be yourself then you never have to worry about asshole customers again...
I'd waste the kill and regret it later cuz there'd be some bigger fucking asshole who would walk in the door THE SECOND i finished...
Like the police officer there to arrest you for murder?
This is a hypothetical situation wherein one free murder is allowed, your reply is invalid.
I like the way you think.
If this happened, the first Christmas to come up would be the biggest massacre in human history.
There's this one customer at the shop I work who comes in EVERY single Sunday, sometimes twice, and EVERY time he has something to complain about. Every fucking time. He is dead so many times over in my head.
Don't forget the restaurant workers! 8)
Why only retail. Maybe that shit-for-brains in accounting needs to go. Or that asshole in marketing.
Well I can only speak from experience, and mine happens to be in retail. I'm sure people in all position would like one free kill.
What do you know? You're just a turtle.
Then u bout ta git eated.
That's ridiculous. 'twas not I.
I don't get it. Can someone explain?
the OP is trying to say that anyone who works in retail: You wish you had one free kill per shift to use on any asshole customer you please
Thanks, that helped a lot, asshole
That would be your free kill.
Wait, what do you mean? Like you want me to kill helenabeat?
No, but since you think their an asshole and the post... Oh just shut up.
*they're an asshole.
Bitch! If I wanted to say it right, I woulda. But I didn't cause Imma gangsta.
Hey look, an even bigger asshole
Hey look, a clueless person.
Can you please just explain the damn post
first you have to apologize for calling the other two people assholes.
If confusion persists, kill yourself so OP doesn't have to.
How about you explain how you don't get the post. -.-
In retail jobs, customers come in constantly who are complete fucking idiots. OP is saying it would be nice if retail workers (such as cashiers in department stores) had one free murder per work day so that they wouldn't have to deal with so many morons while trying to make almost no money.
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