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Anyone who works in retail: You wish you had one free kill per shift to use on any asshole customer you please, amirite?

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I used to work at an outdoor plant store. Everyone there was always polite and pleasant. Probably because only happy people go out to buy flowers.

AtheisticMystics avatar AtheisticMystic Yeah You Are +15Reply

Your one free kill could be yourself then you never have to worry about asshole customers again...

DarthJaders avatar DarthJader Yeah You Are +9Reply

I'd waste the kill and regret it later cuz there'd be some bigger fucking asshole who would walk in the door THE SECOND i finished...

EarthwormJims avatar EarthwormJim Yeah You Are +5Reply
@YeahIAm Like the police officer there to arrest you for murder?

This is a hypothetical situation wherein one free murder is allowed, your reply is invalid.

EarthwormJims avatar EarthwormJim Yeah You Are +3Reply
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@1546253

I like the way you think.

Suzywaos avatar Suzywao Yeah You Are 0Reply

If this happened, the first Christmas to come up would be the biggest massacre in human history.

There's this one customer at the shop I work who comes in EVERY single Sunday, sometimes twice, and EVERY time he has something to complain about. Every fucking time. He is dead so many times over in my head.

deeviants avatar deeviant Yeah You Are +3Reply

Don't forget the restaurant workers! 8)

littletanks avatar littletank Yeah You Are +3Reply

Only one?

aclw123s avatar aclw123 Yeah You Are +2Reply

Why only retail. Maybe that shit-for-brains in accounting needs to go. Or that asshole in marketing.

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +1Reply
@SkylarOctavious Why only retail. Maybe that shit-for-brains in accounting needs to go. Or that asshole in marketing.

Well I can only speak from experience, and mine happens to be in retail. I'm sure people in all position would like one free kill.

ejayes avatar ejaye Yeah You Are +5Reply
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@1545616

What do you know? You're just a turtle.

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@1546288

Then u bout ta git eated.

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@1546362

That's ridiculous. 'twas not I. wary smilie

I don't get it. Can someone explain?

Anonymous -4Reply
@I don't get it. Can someone explain?

the OP is trying to say that anyone who works in retail: You wish you had one free kill per shift to use on any asshole customer you please

@Brettward95 That would be your free kill.

Wait, what do you mean? Like you want me to kill helenabeat?

Anonymous -4Reply
@Wait, what do you mean? Like you want me to kill helenabeat?

No, but since you think their an asshole and the post... Oh just shut up.

@*they're an asshole.

Bitch! If I wanted to say it right, I woulda. But I didn't cause Imma gangsta.

@I_Predict_A_Riot Hey look, a clueless person.

Can you please just explain the damn post

Anonymous -1Reply
@Can you please just explain the damn post

first you have to apologize for calling the other two people assholes.

@I don't get it. Can someone explain?

If confusion persists, kill yourself so OP doesn't have to.

Anonymous +6Reply
@I don't get it. Can someone explain?

How about you explain how you don't get the post. -.-

@I don't get it. Can someone explain?

In retail jobs, customers come in constantly who are complete fucking idiots. OP is saying it would be nice if retail workers (such as cashiers in department stores) had one free murder per work day so that they wouldn't have to deal with so many morons while trying to make almost no money.

For further explanation, see:

Retailhellunderground.com
Or
notalwaysright.com

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