Anyone who works in retail: You wish you had one free kill per shift to use on any asshole customer you please, amirite?

Why only retail. Maybe that shit-for-brains in accounting needs to go. Or that asshole in marketing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well I can only speak from experience, and mine happens to be in retail. I'm sure people in all position would like one free kill.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't get it. Can someone explain?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the OP is trying to say that anyone who works in retail: You wish you had one free kill per shift to use on any asshole customer you please

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks, that helped a lot, asshole

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No problem

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would be your free kill.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wait, what do you mean? Like you want me to kill helenabeat?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, but since you think their an asshole and the post... Oh just shut up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey look, an even bigger asshole

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey look, a clueless person.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can you please just explain the damn post

by Anonymous 12 years ago

first you have to apologize for calling the other two people assholes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*they're an asshole.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bitch! If I wanted to say it right, I woulda. But I didn't cause Imma gangsta.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How about you explain how you don't get the post. -.-

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In retail jobs, customers come in constantly who are complete fucking idiots. OP is saying it would be nice if retail workers (such as cashiers in department stores) had one free murder per work day so that they wouldn't have to deal with so many morons while trying to make almost no money. For further explanation, see: Retailhellunderground.com Or notalwaysright.com

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If confusion persists, kill yourself so OP doesn't have to.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I used to work at an outdoor plant store. Everyone there was always polite and pleasant. Probably because only happy people go out to buy flowers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Only one?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd waste the kill and regret it later cuz there'd be some bigger fucking asshole who would walk in the door THE SECOND i finished...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like the police officer there to arrest you for murder?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is a hypothetical situation wherein one free murder is allowed, your reply is invalid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your one free kill could be yourself then you never have to worry about asshole customers again...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's this one customer at the shop I work who comes in EVERY single Sunday, sometimes twice, and EVERY time he has something to complain about. Every fucking time. He is dead so many times over in my head.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't forget the restaurant workers! 8)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If this happened, the first Christmas to come up would be the biggest massacre in human history.

by Anonymous 12 years ago