+323 Every time a Christmas tree is lit before Thanksgiving, an elf drowns a baby reindeer. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can start mine in the middle of October then.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I tried to stop my parents but they insisted on getting a "head start". Let's see how they feel about that now, knowing they are murderers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's why Canada is better.

by Anonymous 12 years ago