If paper practiced Buddhism, then it wouldn't want to keep on getting recycled. It would rather want to be thrown away so the re-birthing process stops, and it can reach Nirvana. amirite?

+258 If paper practiced Buddhism, then it wouldn't want to keep on getting recycled. It would rather want to be thrown away so the re-birthing process stops, and it can reach Nirvana. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Paper can't do that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You sir. Are mistaken.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, I'm logical.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can prove that paper has feelings as much as you can prove you exist. I think therefore I am. What if the paper thinks the same thing? Now what if the paper is logical and comes up with silly ideas such as yours "Paper can't do that," "The earth is flat," "Earth is the center of the universe." Well that's the thing. Paper is paper. It's stupid. Do you want to think like a paper?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Too bad paper can't do anything like that. Plus, I don't believe the world is flat, nor the idea that the Earth is the center of our universe.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, yet just like people before us felt right in their ideas, you will end up the same way. People laughing about your small (wrong) within the box thinking. You may not think the world is flat now but you are the type of tr0ll who would have killed anyone who said otherwise in the 15th century.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I never knew paper could have such extensive feelings and ideas, maybe I'll stop talking to myself and start talking to my notebook.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nice comma usage. However, I'm educated enough to know that our planet isn't flat. I would never execute anybody that thought differently. The funny thing about that is the fact that I'm Catholic. In many countries in the 16th and 17th centuries, I would've been ostracized and ridiculed because of my religion. I could have been like Galileo and said, "I throw my telescope in the air sometimes, sayin' Ayo, I'm Galileo!", who was, in fact, a Catholic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You should converse with your paper more often, it's so smart

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm just trolling :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nice reply usage. Anyways you don't have to scold yourself for not knowing about things such as these. It's alright sir. Just stop being a n00b. Eh?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You accually are wrong. Well kind of. The best practicing Buddhists were called bodhisattvas (the equivalent to a Christian saint). These people chose to keep being reborn after reaching Nirvana so that they could help the other poor, unfortunate souls as well. But good idea...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not all chose that. sooooooo

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The first time I read this, I read it as narnia... It still makes sense

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Except for the fact that it doesn't, yeah

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Kind of does.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No....if it was thrown away, it's probably covered with mistakes, and that sure doesn't sound like enlightenment to me. Besides, the rebirth stops because they reach enlightenment, not the other way around. But nice try.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I get painted different colors it doesn't mean I'm mistaken. If you write wrong answers on me, it doesn't mean I am wrong. So why be paperist? And the rebirth does happen when they reach enlightenment, but in this case it's in our hands. Paper can't really do good or bad. It has no wishes. It's only in our hands.

by Anonymous 12 years ago