+558 They should make a microwave that plays Youtube videos the length of the time it takes to cook your food, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The people that voted against this are either haters of Microwaves or Youtube videos.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I only voted no because all videos would be less than twenty seconds long. That's full of short clips from tv and screamers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. Frozen dinners take at least 4-5 mins.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i said no way because i hated food

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OH MY GOD this is genius

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But then everyone would stand too close to the microwave while their food is heating up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Infertility, here we come!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

THIS IS FREAKING GENIUS.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You'd have to hit random time lengths to get fresh videos if you microwave a lot of Shit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think it would play different videos that just have the same lengths. Also why would you microwave that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cuz I like my poo warm, duh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And if you had a taste for fine dinnerware, you could quite literally have "hot shit on a silver platter".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like my platters gold. solid gold. Encrusted with diamonds.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well that would be "the shit".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

=|

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Buh dum tsh!..?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll be here all week.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

PATENT THE IDEA!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I WOULD BUY THAT SO HARD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is my thing! Who did you hear that from?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Somewhere on tumblr, I think

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm outraged.. =/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Before too long, people would start uploading clips of rick-rolls that were 5, 10, 15, 20, 30, 45, 60, etc. seconds long, which would soon be followed by screamers, begs for subscribers/views/money/whatever, and plenty of other videos meant to be forced upon people who are just trying to heat up their food. If this thing took videos directly from you favourites folder on the other hand...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, because that's exactly what this world needs - more time in front of a screen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago