Also about cars and drive+56I overheard this granny in the coffee shop claiming that people who drive expensive cars have a small penis. Angrily, I went up to her and told her that she was wrong. She asks why and I reply "because I drive a really inexpensive car... and I have a small penis.", amirite?
Also about cars and road+283Bikes do not belong on the road with cars. Big heavy metal cars that will crush a bike to pieces, amirite?
Also about car+16For a while, I wondered why a car's speed goes so high even though speeding is a problem. Then I realized that if you happen to get into a bad ass high speed car chase that 75 mph just wouldn't cut it. Amirite?
Also by stanleysage+4it would be good if they made car tires out of road so cars could drive on anything, amirite?
Also about cars and road+590The best way to pass time in the car is sleeping. But it's really annoying when everyone starts freaking out that you're "driving off the road," and "hitting other cars.", amirite?
Also about cars-37Im really fucking tired orcar companies not being responsible for deaths in cars...if it was an amusment ride people would be held accountable...these car companies make cars that go faster the state regulated speed limits ..why do we let them get away with this....speed deaths surpass inpared driving and could be avoided by a speed restricter ...however this would hurt sales...fuck off automobile makers you are the leading killer of young people and its up to us to prove tbey are responsible, amirite?
Also about cars and road-43It's completely understandable to wear a seat belt when on the road, but it's annoying how cars have little warning noises when someone isn't wearing theirs. A seat belt is not needed if you're just moving your car a few feet or going to slowly ride down a gravel road or something, amirite?
Also about drive, road, and tires-3Life will not always be a straight road because you will always encounter those curves called failures and those speed bumps called friends. Then you have those red lights called enemies and those flat tires called jobs. But if you have a spare tire called determination, an engine of perseverance and a drive called God, life will show you the way, amirite?
Also about car, drive, and road+17During a road trip, a good prank to play on someone who is asleep is to drive behind a tow truck with a car hanging off the back and have everyone scream at the same time and scare the crap out of the person who is asleep, making them think a car is coming right towards them, amirite?