Something to think about when wasted: What if all the sand in the world was once glass, but the dwarves (who are now extinct) came and broke all of it, therefore causing sand, everywhere. This is fun to think about when under the influence, amirite?
What's your problem butthurt?
My butt hurts. Did you know that analgesic ointment isn't meant to be applied anally?
Clever cat is clever