+166 To even out the strength of my forearms, I started jacking off with my left hand. This was a clever decision, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jacking off with your left hand is like getting jacked off by a retarded dwarf with a deathgrip.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not a retarded dwarf with deathgrip.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jacking off with your left hand is like jacking off with your left hand.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes!! I'm being used!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't you love me anymore?! ;_;

by Anonymous 12 years ago

d Sorry bro, but you always get all the attention.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But we had something special...*sob* I feel cheated on!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Left hand" and "Right Hand" = samefag.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wtf. Everyone should jack off with their left hands since we mostly eat with our right!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Have you ever washed your hands?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But my left hand isn't nearly as good...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's not supposed to be! That's why you start using it..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm a lefty. I jack off with my left hand.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm telling mom...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

NO!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Strap some weights on your wrists too. Get the biceps going.

by Anonymous 12 years ago