+1,159 When life gives you melons, you end up working at hooters, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

this was born to be POTD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I guess it was. I think you should use your psychic powers for evil, with your powers and my neurotoxin we could be the king and queen of this site

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/55614

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or melon...ade?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Where are all the hooters girls with big boobs? I just see flat-cheated midgets in my area...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not a midget, but I was cheated out of my flat. Damn yanks...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know! I mean, first of all, you have an apartment with way too high rent so you say screw this, I'm not gonna give the 1% my hard earned cash. But then you realize your flat is England and there is no Wall Street to occupy so you're just regular homeless, not protester homeless.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So what you're saying is... the rent is too damn high!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, I'm saying I'm too damn high to pay the rent.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hardy har har.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How pitiful.... A simple typo turns into something corny....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You on your period or something? Geez.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just because I don't find corny jokes funny I must be bleeding? Well, if you must know, my period ended Christmas, so I'm not back on yet. Thanks for your concern.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm pretty sure that was a rhetorical question.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm pretty sure I was being a smartass....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And when life doesn't give you melons, the doctor is always there to help.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you're a dude...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That is also a possibility, but... http://ctrlv.in/55619

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm puking so hard right now Is it weird that I masturbated to this? :$

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And when life gives you lemons, you just serve part-time at Boston Pizza.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about fucking Tiger Woods, or becoming an A-list actress, or getting corrective surgery, or working in porn, or any combination of these? It isn't fair to limit them this way.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A- list porn movie featuring Tiger Woods

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A-list porn movie featuring Tiger Woods as a straight-shooting black plastic surgeon struggling to overcome oppression in a hospital dominated by the white old boys club and their wives with abnormally large breasts. Tiger has to break down racial barriers with his charisma, charm, and intelligence. And his big black cock.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you're into that

by Anonymous 12 years ago

not in my house wary http://ctrlv.in/55608

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When life doesn't give you melons, you end up running track.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or being a dancer. Not the exotic kind but the ones in leotards.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or running with no rack.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know what meme I should post on my own POTD. Fuck :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/55616

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually, http://ctrlv.in/54805

by Anonymous 12 years ago

See! I knew I could help! y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When life gives you melons you you also get a pimp.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

pump* ...to pump the melons.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And when life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would probably suck if life only gave you clementines. But not actual clementines. That would be awesome.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When life gives you watermelons, come see me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When life gives lemons, give them back and ask for cookies.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When life gives Ed, give that man some head.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your father must be disappointed in you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When life gives you one leg, work at IHOP, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago