Before you name your child, you're going to make sure it doesn't rhyme with something inappropriate, so they can't be made fun of, amirite?

Rick :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dick?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, that's a name too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Alex

by Anonymous 12 years ago

bad sex

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nice try, bro.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dolores

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sounds like someone from the golden girls

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dolores the whore is ugly

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Umbridge. Bad enough insult right there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ha, I was going to say that!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tucker

by Anonymous 12 years ago

foolproof

by Anonymous 12 years ago

motherfucker.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I went to summer camp, they'd get pissed off if we swore, but there was a kid named Tucker in our group, so everyone would just be like, "Ah, Tuck!" and "Mothertucker!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Keenis

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Since I'm Indian, I'll have to name my kids very obscure, hard to pronounce, and long names. So I am mostly exempt. :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have an Indian friend named Pooja... It's fabulous.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hmm. I don't see how substitutes would be able to botch that one. BUT OH SHIT. ...no pun intended troll

I keed, I keed. But I seriously doubt she gets made fun of for that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel bad for people with the last name Goff.. Especially if their name is Jack.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

xD. That's seriously, my economics teacher's name

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, way bro

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. I'm fucking serious xD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Give us the staff page of your school

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That'd be like. Invasion of school documents or something.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just your school homepage. Thats it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAWWWWWWWWW Then you would know where I live.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just take a picture of his name on the staff page then, and post it to ctrlv.in. Then post the link of the pic to the comments.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol. Okay. But it's his first year here, no promises.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Okay I was wrong. It's John Goff. Not Jack. Incase you still care though: http://ctrlv.in/51185

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good enough!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

:)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or that their name won't sound all weird with the "name game" Like, if your kids name is chuck. "CHUCK, BO BUCK, BO NANA FO-FU..LET'S PLAY A NEW GAME!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

my cousin's name is taggot...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Darn, there goes my plans to name my kids Tucker, Mitch, and Vithead.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My name is Shurie. Someone make an inappropriate rhyme for me!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Surely Shurie likes it in the ass

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like those names where the parents are being stupid when they name their kids. La-a, &ra (Ampersandra), Shadynasty, Shithead, Abcde. I heard about a conservative couple once that didn't know vagina was a word, and they thought it was pretty so they named their daughter Vagina.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i'm shithead and i dance like this

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That girl must have it bad...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aw, poor Vagina . . .

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"What about Bart?" "Cart, Dart, E-art....no, I've got nothing" (I'm sure I botched that quote)

by Anonymous 12 years ago