-41 Guys, you've all had the dreaded "zipper accident" when doing up your pants, so now you always zip very carefully, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thank god im already circumsized!otherwise that would have been 10x worse

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How have 16 guys (and counting) never have experienced this?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

not stupid in the first place

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So you have been... I'm just amazed that... wow.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe we wear underwear?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, but if you accidentally don't stick it fully back in, and it's poking out... I'm just amazed this has NEVER happened.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that's why they have little buttons in the boxers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not all do

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How do you not notice your dick exposed from you underwear as you zip up your pants?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So you're done peeing, right? And you go to put your dick back in your boxers, and it goes in, but you have a slight boner, and it falls back out WHILE you're zipping up your zipper

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's no flippin' excuse. If you don't notice your semi-hard dick about to get eaten by your jeans' zipper teeth, it's your own damn fault.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'M NOT SAYING THAT IT'S NOT MY FUCKING FAULT, I'M JUST SAYING THAT I'M SURPRISED THAT IT HASN'T HAPPENED TO MORE PEOPLE!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, you nearly killed me with all those uppercase letters.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The zipper accident tends to happen to me a lot. I think it's its way of saying it wants to get out more.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sometimes my zipper isn't all the way zipped too. Talk about embarrassing. Now I zip my pants very carefully.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't use the hole in the front of my boxers. Too much of a hassle. It's easier to unbutton your jeans, unzip, push down your boxers, whip it out, and then drop everything back in place.

by Anonymous 12 years ago