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Also about fuck, gift, and dildo+326You should always get someone a serious birthday gift along with a dildo, that way, if they don't like the gift, they can go fuck themselves, amirite?
Also by choochypuss+5You can never trust people who give their word of honor. You can't possibly know if they have given it to someone else before, and if they have they no longer have a word of honor. amirite?
Also by choochypuss+16You noticed that the zombie map pack "Kino der Toten" is the aftermath of the burnt down theater in Inglourious Basterds. amirite?
Also about small and gift+244Its kinda cold and deceiving when someone gives you a huge gift bag and you get all excited and you look inside and most of it is filled by colorful toilet paper and the gift is really small. amirite?
Also by choochypuss+5You hate it when your parents debate with other people over the stupidest fucking shit that they barley fully understand. Half the time their points are hypocritical; and they never end up actually taking action and making changes after spending wastful time arriving to such super shitty conclusions. amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+52Make you new year resolution now!!!! And enjoy doing that as much as you can from now untill new years day, amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+52Considering how old Yoda was, it was really lucky Luke found him like a year before his death, amirite?
Also about cheap, small, and buying+563You know you are buying a cheap pair of shoes when they only come in small, medium and large. amirite?
Also about christmas, cheap, small, and gift+168You hate when you and your group of friends decide to do a Secret Santa-like thing for Christmas and you get a crappy gift. The whole purpose of it was so the money one would have split into several small gifts could instead be put into one big awesome gift, not so your cheap ass only has to buy one thing from the dollar store, amirite?