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Also about damn kids+260Hansel and Gretel: because some people are way too lazy to put the damn kids up for adoption, amirite?
Also by Keaton+9Even though it's completely judgemental, when you smell BO you usually assume it's the nearest fat person, amirite?
Also about damn kids+278Life: I have to to go to the bathroom on a toilet now?! WTF, homework on the weekends, I hate school! I'm falling for insert name of crush. I'm to hungover to make it to class. I hate my job. Sex is awesome! Woah, your pregnant?! Yay, we're married! Sorry, I can't make it to the party, watching the kids. I'm too tired for sex tonight honey. Damn kids on my lawn again. Need moar pills! dead.... amirite?
Also about damn kids+549I don't know why everyone dreads getting old. Personally I can't wait to be a crazy old man, sitting on my front porch, drinking bourbon out of a mason jar and yelling at the damn kids to get off my lawn, amirite?
Also about instant gratification+192If at first you don't succeed, you really shouldn't expect instant gratification the next time you try, amirite?
Also by Keaton+6Call of Duty: World at War Multiplayer paradox: A game can have thirty-two guns, yet only have two guns. amirite?
Also about instant gratification+182Sneezing is instant gratification, amirite?
Also about instant gratification+53It's ironic how youngsters are accused of seeking instant gratification and at the same time the number of startups have increased and flourished, meaning the founders are waiting for delayed gratification. amirite?