+618 You wouldn't be surprised if they started to market a skinny Santa Claus who "values healthy living," amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would be weird. Moms would be telling thier kids to leave Santa carrots instead of cookies.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I could me misinformed, but I heard that Australia made Santa thin.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWLBljvEG-M

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha very nice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A bit unrelated, but isn't Santa not allowed to say "Ho ho ho" in Australia?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not sure. I haven't heard anything about that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's not the case in Aussie, it's just that it's summer so they use a santa wearing board shorts and flip flops. He can say Ho Ho Ho. I have been to Australia many times, but this is the first time I've heard those assumptions haha.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Honey, don't forget to leave Santa that new box of Slim Fast cookies on the fireplace!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no, same stuff, except the carrots are for Santa and the cookies are for the reindeer.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't see why that's a bad thing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The appearance of being fat is welcoming and generally accepted world wide as happy and being in a situation of adequate food. I think it would make Santa less lovable.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I kind of think that being fat gives people the appearance of being scary. Where I'm from, fat people are usually stupid and scary.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Where are you from?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tulsa, OK

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have just decided that Santa doesn't have to be fat to be lovable http://ctrlv.in/53928

by Anonymous 12 years ago

While they're at it, they might as well make him shave his beard because it makes him look like a hobo and get rid of the reindeer because that's animal abuse then fire his elves because it's politically incorrect.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hobos can be very nice people.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm pretty sure that's either already happening, or they're thinking about it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago