+321 You really have no idea what you do in your sleep that makes the blankets on your bed so messed up, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like to think that I'm fighting off molester ninjas in my sleep.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sometimes I wake up with scratches e.e Can I share your theory? Though personally, I always thought vampires.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought dragons.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bro, I think if dragons attacked you in your sleep, you would be headless and fried to a crisp. Or Chuck Norris.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sure you can. But I think vampires are just as badass.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In that case, I may stick to the vampire thing

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Im sorry about that, I'll go slower next time hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago