An apple a day keeps the doctors away, but then all doctors would be out of work, therefore there will be many more jobless people, resulting in a recession again. To stop another recession, stop eating apples! amirite?

+193 An apple a day keeps the doctors away, but then all doctors would be out of work, therefore there will be many more jobless people, resulting in a recession again. To stop another recession, stop eating apples! amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about all the apple farmers and juice companies, apple sauce makers ect... If ppl don't buy apples they'll be out of work, so they won't be able to buy stuff, putting other ppl out of work. Good plan....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

An apple a day keeps the Doctor away! But if the Doctor is Cute,Screw the Fruitt! ;] So therefore they will still be making some money cause there are some cute doctors out there...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you screwed up a word there. Here, let me fix it. But if the Doctor is Cute, Screw the [Doctor]!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago