Also about morgan freeman-11It's ridiculous how they'll hire Morgan Freeman to play God just to appear not racist, but in reality God's probably white, because good=light, and light=white amirite?
Also about life, morgan freeman, and narrated+12life would be so much better if Morgan Freeman narrated your life and Hans Zimmer composed the background music, amirite?
Also by EpicBoy+29If your house caught fire, your room would be too unorganized for you to find all your valuables in a hurry. Amirite?
Also about morgan freeman+22I hope Morgan Freeman lives forever, or at least his voice. amirite?
Also about life story+222People on reality shows who share their entire tragic life story immediately and then claim they have their "guard up" are really annoying. Obviously you don't have your guard up if you just shared all your intimate stories with half the world, amirite?
Also about morgan freeman+19One of the saddest days will be the day Morgan Freeman dies, but his last words are going to be spectacular, amirite?
Also by EpicBoy+29"Hey bro, umm can I borrow a pencil?" means "hey bro, can I keep your pencil forever and ever, and then lose it? So I can ask you for a pencil again tomorrow?", amirite?