-123 You cannot say you have not masturbated all year, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can if you have no need to masturbate! hahaha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HA! HAHA! ...ha. hehe HOIHOIHOIHOI. Ohohohoh! Hmmhmm HMM-HMM!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, that was anticlimactic ... :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

More masturbation jokes!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who do I look like? Clit 'R' Us?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just watch this post go from being negative (Because its the first of January) votes to positive 500 in like 2 weeks!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I fell asleep instead.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Surprisingly I haven't. Get back to me in 3 minutes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I now must change my vote.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haven't masturbated...can't say I haven't had an orgasm though hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you kidding? That's how I ring in the new year! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, HAPPY NEW YEAR *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Uncle Dan What are you DOING??

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like how this is under the group Band Aids

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can say it, but it would be a lie.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I actually timed how long it would take me to jack it after the year. That was a long 45 seconds...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have not masturbated all year. ....Heehee. I lied. Maturity thrust upon me! ...thrust ;]

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A full 20 hours. NEW RECORD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

45 seconds. GET ON MY LEVEL BRO

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is shocking. I masturbate every day... O.O

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's only because I haven't been next to any daycare windows.

by Anonymous 12 years ago